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iSpace, ePal, YahoogleTube + the future of AOL+Microsoft
Posted on 2007.10.04 at 07:18
I SEE THE FUTURE
iSpace - When Apple and MySpace become more integrated, you will be able to sync your iTunes playlist, your iPod or iPhone to your MySpace profile, and shop for music and movies by virtue of what your online friends listen and watch. I see this is pure marketing genius.
ePal - eBay and PayPal have already merged, so why hasn't this inevitable linguistic convergence occurred at the domain level? If you link to EPAL.COM, you will find its parked with no significant e-business storefront happening. I went to the WHOIS database to find out who will becoming massively rich eventually (unless they remain incredible stupid not to be utilizing this prized name), and I discovered that Kai Yui of Palo Alto, CA has his phone number listed. I wonder what kind of offers and/or threats they've been getting!
YahoogleTube - 2 successful silly-named search engines and the most popular video hosting site will start providing and supporting a webcam email service protocol- VMAIL. Email your own webcam videos and watch them in their new Web 2.0 AJAX interface.
The future of Microsoft and AOL:
Microsoft's MSN and America Online are like two sour peas in a pod right now. Maybe they should start capitalizing from adult content. Their company visions are just not sexy enough. What would happen if Microsoft started making porn and AOL sold the subscriptions? This is what text ad would look like:
THE ASS NETWORK - AOL Subscription Service (A.S.S.)
Register today for your Free .SEX Passport account to preview what you will be getting!
upgrade to the ASS Package - premium service - only $29.99 a month for unlimited access to the ASS Network and get MicroSoftCorePorn Access AND a free installation of the Windows XXXP Operating System, ! AND for additional $19.99 a month you can host your own reality porn with your webcam and create videos with HOLE Software (Horny On-Line Environment) -- Become a HOLE Provider and upload your .SEX files to everyone in the ASS Network. Expose your .SEX files on YahoogleTube, iSpace, or send them via VMAIL! You can also sell access to your .SEX files with you ePal account! Your .SEX Privacy options:
• you can allow everyone with a .SEX Passport to view your .SEX Files, or
• you can restrict access of your .SEX Album to your iSpace friends only, or
• you can restrict access of your .SEX Album to premium ASS package members only, or
• you can restrict access of your .SEX Album to your ePal customers only
For total fun, get the total ASSHOLE PACKAGE - includes ASS Network access + the Horny On-Line Environment software (HOLE) for maximum sexual fun! ($49.99/month)
iSpace - When Apple and MySpace become more integrated, you will be able to sync your iTunes playlist, your iPod or iPhone to your MySpace profile, and shop for music and movies by virtue of what your online friends listen and watch. I see this is pure marketing genius.
ePal - eBay and PayPal have already merged, so why hasn't this inevitable linguistic convergence occurred at the domain level? If you link to EPAL.COM, you will find its parked with no significant e-business storefront happening. I went to the WHOIS database to find out who will becoming massively rich eventually (unless they remain incredible stupid not to be utilizing this prized name), and I discovered that Kai Yui of Palo Alto, CA has his phone number listed. I wonder what kind of offers and/or threats they've been getting!
YahoogleTube - 2 successful silly-named search engines and the most popular video hosting site will start providing and supporting a webcam email service protocol- VMAIL. Email your own webcam videos and watch them in their new Web 2.0 AJAX interface.
The future of Microsoft and AOL:
Microsoft's MSN and America Online are like two sour peas in a pod right now. Maybe they should start capitalizing from adult content. Their company visions are just not sexy enough. What would happen if Microsoft started making porn and AOL sold the subscriptions? This is what text ad would look like:
THE ASS NETWORK - AOL Subscription Service (A.S.S.)
Register today for your Free .SEX Passport account to preview what you will be getting!
upgrade to the ASS Package - premium service - only $29.99 a month for unlimited access to the ASS Network and get MicroSoftCorePorn Access AND a free installation of the Windows XXXP Operating System, ! AND for additional $19.99 a month you can host your own reality porn with your webcam and create videos with HOLE Software (Horny On-Line Environment) -- Become a HOLE Provider and upload your .SEX files to everyone in the ASS Network. Expose your .SEX files on YahoogleTube, iSpace, or send them via VMAIL! You can also sell access to your .SEX files with you ePal account! Your .SEX Privacy options:
• you can allow everyone with a .SEX Passport to view your .SEX Files, or
• you can restrict access of your .SEX Album to your iSpace friends only, or
• you can restrict access of your .SEX Album to premium ASS package members only, or
• you can restrict access of your .SEX Album to your ePal customers only
For total fun, get the total ASSHOLE PACKAGE - includes ASS Network access + the Horny On-Line Environment software (HOLE) for maximum sexual fun! ($49.99/month)
